How are you doing? I think that you must feel somehow sad and betrayed, at least if I use the latest meetings with my dentists as a meter to measure the relationship between you and I. I should have recognized the first subtle, but visible indications of our declining relationship. It was not enough that I offered those monthly toothbrushes and tubes of fluoride toothpaste to you. You wanted more from us and I was too selfish to notice that. I didn't offer you all that dental floss, mouthwash, and extra fluoride tablets that you were so eagerly after.
Now, after three stopped teeth and one wisdom tooth surgery, I understand that we must go together, my dear tooth fairy. I promise to understand you better in the future. I think that I got the message that you sent to me.
Yours,
Pasi
2 comments:
Pasi, what do you mean by "three stopped teeth"?
-the tooth fairy
Dear Tooth Fairy,
You know that you should not possess an innocent young man like Mike's body to carry your message to me..
You should know that at least those jolly old British people use the word "Stop" in the context of fixing and filling the cavities that the evil side of your twisted mind does to people's teeth.
I think I should contact a local exorcist, a bartender, or a Karaoke place owner to get you out from the Mike's body.. ;)
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